I understand how scissors can beat paper , and i get how a rock can beat scissors , but there's no fucking way paper can beat scissors , but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock . Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile ? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors ? Screw scissors , why can't paper do this to people ? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class ? I'll tell you why . Because paper can't beat anybody . A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds . When i play rock paper scissors , i always choose rock . Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say , oh shit , i'm sorry , i thought paper would protect you , you asshole !
Work was a bliss . Anizah Omar made my day by visiting me at work . But obviously her main intention was to check out the sales there . Hahhas . Meet up soon babe (:
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